(831): need you to go home n clean up ktichen. wear gloves. no questions and will double yur alowance.

(619): do you know the guys next door? sooooo nice but they always have that video camera!

(212): that Tom Cruise makes a gal like me sooooooo horny

(432): need you to follow your father home from work again

(610): make sure to bring that tall blonde friend of yours home from lacrosse practice

(206): pls stop calling - im not really your mom

(310): just wait til ur father hears about this

(202): dont forget the milk like last time