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type='html'>(310): just wait til ur father hears about this&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4182603301365320620-7131735269597100652?l=textsfromyourmom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textsfromyourmom.blogspot.com/feeds/7131735269597100652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://textsfromyourmom.blogspot.com/2009/06/310-just-wait-til-ur-father-hears-about.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4182603301365320620/posts/default/7131735269597100652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4182603301365320620/posts/default/7131735269597100652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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